February 2012
snookidoughicecream:
my mom: did you do your homework???
me: yes!!!!
me:
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karkat-crying:
i kinda want to be in a relationship bcuz im lonely yeah awkwardly stares into space as soft jpop plays
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operatorsymbol:
Listen here bird, I bet you 5 million chocolates that you don’t own a dollar. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a chocolate would never just walk into something like a cum-slut. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That chocolate still probably got ruined.
Is that still...
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Obligatory post about how much I adore Jake...
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YES. I LOVE JIM MORIARTY.
frankenkitty:
By feyuca
gaymzee:
please don’t tell knock-knock jokes i am a door and it offends me
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squidmama:
are we human or are we cum slut
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dydneysan:
as a bird who is lactose intolerant and hates cgi movies with a passion i find this image offensive
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belphegorsbitch:
“reblog if you’re against bullying due to sexual orientation”
“reblog if you’re against bullying due to-“
no.
how about just reblog if you’re against ALL bullying?
tuckercraig:
soarin
flyin
there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach
obesitycore:
plot twist
the mannequin does not belong to jack
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squidmama:
ask-eridan-ampora:
BAABIES
mattisbollywood:
Reblog if ur a strong proud white bird who dont need no chocolate xxx str8 edg
mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
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Why are you following me?
gaymzee:
i’m imagining somebody stumbling upon my blog and yelling “NO”
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omg i hit the ask limit
taterlongs:
so when is the point where you’re allowed to call someone by their name and not their url
is it like the animes with the first name basis thing or
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Anonymous asked: What IS your biggest turn-on?
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funimationentertainment:
have you ever just done something so stupid you make the jane face
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godheadcomplex:
someone write a fanfic where dave and john go to the same elementary school and john gets glasses for the first time and dave accidentally laughs at johns face and upsets him but then dave later apologizes and tells him that it looks really cu- nice
gaymzee:
she wears short shorts i’m gay she’s cheer captain i’m gay
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Anonymous asked: Biting or Dirty Talk?
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Confess something in my ask on anon. →
gaymzee:
do you ever think about fornicating with a fictional character and then realize what you’re thinking about
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The "turn-off" "turn-on" game. Ask me anything and...
hanari502:
miramoondarling:
brandishindig:
why the fuck not…. go for it.
god almighty please entertain me
Yeah i’m still up and it’s thursday why the fuck not
thesunssong:
before I die, I am going to roast a marshmallow via flame thrower
thesunssong:
to be honest if I had a flame thrower I’d probably just and cook with it
littlehinduthings:
i wish i was a member of some sort of “friend group” on tumblr
but no
i’m just alone
silently
watching
all of you
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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
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hussieslips:
fullmooney:
it’s just universally accepted that band geeks is the best episode of spongebob
ya pretty much
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anthonytherat:
I love when people vent to me because it shows how much they trust me with their problems, it makes me feel special. If you vent to me, I promise i’ll give you all my ears and listen. I won’t judge you like everyone else, I just want to help you with your problems. Vent all you want to me, i’ll be here for you if you need me.
a-n-t-o-n-i-o:
“this is just a quick sketch”
“only a doodle”
kiwi-hobbit:
i see you ridin’ round town
with the ship i hate
and i’m like
I totally respect your decision to ship those characters and I’ll just ship the characters I want to and you continue to ship those characters and we’ll all be happy bloggers because that’s what people should do.
jesuschapstick:
so i stood up and told that teachin’ lady
the only three letters i need to know are u s and a
nizzop:
how do you even get 1,000 followers do you summon satan or something
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yourcreepyuncle:
if homestuck were harry potter, tavros would be a mudblood
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